ten keys to sadder living
Of all the places, they had to install Action For Happiness's Ten Keys To Happier Living poster in the bathroom. Even worse, they are placed on the walls of urinal stalls supposedly to serve as reminder every time you want to take a piss. And every time I glance at the poster, my mind can only think "if only everyone could follow them, wouldn't we all be happier?". Unfortunate to us, human lives are complex and sad so I must correct the poster once and for all.
- Giving /
Do kind things for others: PEOPLE-PLEASING BEHAVIOR. WHY MUST I? - Relating /
Connect with people: How can I relate with other people when I don't relate with myself? - Exercising /
Take care of your body: I'm good with my own self-destructive habits - Awareness /
Live life mindfully: YOLO besides my mind is too chaotic to afford mindfulness - Trying out /
Keep learning new things: But what if I fail? - Direction /
Have goals to look forward to: Not like I'll live long lol - Emotions /
Look for what's good: No. - Acceptance /
Be comfortable with who you are: Respectfully, ew. - Meaning /
Be part of something bigger: No.