cicak

25 Apr, 2026

a chocolatey wet blob lizard appeared unprompted on my sink. Freaked me out. Texted the groupchat:

bros scared of cicak lmao

thanks F.

i was told to:

Use hot water and burn it alive

or

boil it and eat it

Wait-

boiling is optional

eat it raw

i slammed it with my pan and threw it to the bin to geckitoverwith